An overdue procedure

I could not possibly be the first one to have thought that the reason for President Bush's colonoscopy today is to find his head. Then again, I'm not aware of anyone dredging up the quote "Any of you get a little rabbit in your blood, you're gonna spend a night in the box" from "Cool Hand Luke" in relation to Paris Hilton's getting sprung from jail and then being sent back to complete her sentence.

This is the kind of pointless stuff I think up at work.